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BULGARIA:  “Dogged by criticism?” Country officials have been “dogged” by criticism of their rollout of a first batch of COVID vaccines – via hotdog trucks.  Citizens poked fun online at the weenie-mobiles, used with refrigerated vans, to deliver the 9,750 doses of the Pfizer shots which must be stored at a minus 94 degrees. “Bulgaria is not the only country  where private logistics companies provide transportation,”  responded the health minister. CALIFORNIA: We hear their luck…
AUSTRAILIA: Kitty napping, perhaps? An ex-soldier in full tactical gear allegedly burst into an animal shelter with an assault rifle and tied up a worker in a failed bid to get his kitten back. Tony Wittmann, 44, was so mad when workers at the Lost Dogs’ Home in Melbourne said he needed to wait a day  to get his pet he allegedly menaced a 23-year-old employee with the gun. He left empty handed but was…
UNITED KINGDOM: Geezer party, maybe? Recently police rushed to a venue in England to break up an “Illegal rave” – only to find it was a crowd of elderly people waiting to get vaccinated. Worried neighbors had called police to report revelers possibly flouting coronavirus regulations outside the Saxon Hall event space before dawn on a Friday in Essex. SOUTH CAROLINA: New and high thrills? A couple was arrested in mid-January 2021, for filming themselves…
FLORIDA: The headline read, “No need for a strip search.” It was reported that a naked man stole a police car, drove it into the woods and slammed into a tree. A police officer first spotted the unidentified man standing in his birthday suit on the side of the road in Jacksonville, and pulled over to help, police said. However, the man allegedly “became combative,” hopped into the officer’s cruiser and sped off, only to…
FLORIDA: Hot for sex dolls, maybe? We learn that the demand for the human-like silicone girls shot up so much amid the coronavirus quarantine that suppliers say they are struggling to keep up production. The Florida based company “Sex Doll Genie” says its orders spiked more than 51 percent during February and March 2020 when worldwide lockdowns began.            AUSTRAILA:  Bonehead! We learn that a 25-year-old man was arrested for sneaking into a museum in…
FLORIDA: Secretly living in the closet…  We learn that a Louisiana man was arrested for secretly living in the closet of a 15-year-olsd girl for nearly a month in 2020, while they were allegedly having sex, according to police. Johnathon Rossmoine, 36, was discovered by the teenager’s parents at their home in Spring Hill, Florida, after he met the girl online two years ago. Rossmoine was jailed on child-sex charges. SOME SAY THAT SEX WITH…
TENNESSEE:  A hairy situation? We learn that a drunk, topless woman was caught munching on the mane of a miniature horse – and told police in 2020 it was made of candy. Cynthia Teeple was charged with public intoxication after telling Campbell County Sheriff’s deputies that “the horse’s hair was made of Laffy Taffy and Airhead candy.” ZAMBIA:  Wife chews out Hubby. A story from this African country reveals that a woman who sank her…
BOTSWANA”  No butts about it! We learn that painting eyes on cows’ rumps can keep them safe. In Botswana, where cows are often eaten by lions, were attacked less often when farmers painted eyes on the cow’s rear ends, according to a study published in the journal Communications Biology.        WHAT A MOOOVING STORY! THAILAND:  Coconut-picking machines?  We learn that many western retailers are boycotting  coconuts from the country amid allegations that monkeys are made…
LOUISIANA: The headline read, “Get trout of here!” A man was arrested after going for a swim in a gigantic fish tank at a recreation store, authorities said. Kevin Wise, 26, was charged with simple criminal damage to property for his alleged dip at the Bass Pro Shops outlet in Bossier City. Video shows fully clothed Wise swimming in the indoor aquarium then making a soggy run for  it before caught by police.  SPLASH!  NIGERIA:…
GEORGIA: They were all dummies…Police officers thought they had found a body – and didn’t figure out she was a sex doll until the coroner arrived. The officers spotted the fully dressed, anatomically correct silicone doll near a train tracks in the town of Allenhurst. HELLO DOLLY, DUMMIES!  GERMANY: Sex workers protest… It has been reported that sex workers are protesting coronavirus lockdowns, with many taking to the street to protest the pandemic closures shuttering…